apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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