Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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