by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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