when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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