The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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