Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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