people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
