He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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