I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just gargled with NyQuil
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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