Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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