I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
