Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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