i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
