would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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