no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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