He kissed a someone with a penis
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now