i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"