i think my tv is drunk
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
vagina is talking i cant
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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