I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey