So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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