He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i think my cat just said my name.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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