Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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