You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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