Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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