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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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