Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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