You made me cry and you don't even care
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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