i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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