Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
