That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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