If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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