Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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