Porn is love you can see.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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