Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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