i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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