I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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