He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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