well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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