i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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