So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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