I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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