awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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