I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just want nice things and good sex
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
