i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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