If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
we're so committed to being not committed
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