We're like a lot better than the average bears
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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