One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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