he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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