If that was your dad, he is hot
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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