sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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