she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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