OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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