i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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