from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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