okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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