his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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