i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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