There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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