i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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